barry

Also known as ‘The Finger’ because of his habit of using his digit to dislodge fluff and other detritus from his buttock cleavage. He works in dispatch on The Second Floor and hates women. Which is a shame because he is bothered almost without end by the desire to shag them. Barry grabs hold of his tackle every two minutes for fear he might lose it; which, if you come to think of it, really might make Barry a far more pleasant possibility.